Restricted

Before I started this blog, I had decided that I would keep the language at a PG-13 level.

I'm for the most part a PG-13 guy anyway :)... it's not much of a restriction to only say bastard, ass, shit, dick, bitch, screw, piss, balls, prick, love-canal, tits, melons, and boobies.

I think it's interesting that most of our bad words concentrate around bodily functions, body parts, and things that you do with body parts.

Also, I realize that several of the above words are some of the famous "Seven Dirty Words", but I believe that shit, piss, and tits are all part of a PG-13 vocabulary. They just don't seem very bad.

I learned a new word today though. One that I REALLY like--- which is the inspiration for this foul post. Really, it's the climax of this foul post. If you've been offended up to this point, then read no further, for this post is about to cross over into an "R" rating.

The new word that I learned today is "unfuck". I had never heard it before, and it's a fascinating word--- which, I think, has a lot more versatility than the common non-pre-fix-ed root...

Some examples of the actual usage are:

You can't unfuck a sheep.
Could you unfuck these cords for me?

Brilliant. So eff'ing brilliant.