Argentina vs. Germany

in a few hours, Argentina is going to whip Germany's collective butts in futbol... and the german players will run home to their blond-haired blue-eyed mommies, cry into their sturdy bosoms, and be consoled by unintelligible guttural-lities.

or maybe their mommies will kick their butts some more.

maybe not. but i do know for sure that IF Argentina wins today, it's going to be insane here in Buenos Aires.