bleh!

i'm going to say something that has probably been said a million times before: stupid germany!

everyone in argentina is crying right now. i'm semi-curious as to whether my germanic-looks will be a spark for some sort of anti-aryan beat-down. i doubt it, but just in case, i've come up with a few phrases in spanish that should get me out of trouble:

"germans smell like eggs"
"germans have sexual relations with dogs (not on purpose, but because they get so drunk they mistake the dog for their mother)"
"in 10 years, germany's economy will collapse due to the effect of an aging demographic on their social welfare system"