Hot and New. Have you ever wanted to impress your girl?

Greetings Increase your volume in just days Worried it won't work? But without any results… Show your girl a huge explosion as I used to do You crave to shoot like a film star… All you need is here: *{link}*

Someone goes to all the trouble to send out a million emails, sneak them past a few spam filters, and this was the best they could come up with. PATHETIC!!! Here's my 30 second attempt at an improvement:

Greetings! In just days you will be mocking reservoir tips. After years of research, top scientists have finally perfected this wonder pill. Worried that it won't work? The only thing you should be worried about is severe dehydration and a shortage of clean towels. Your dirty girl needs a shower. Are you man enough to give it to her?

All you need is here: *{link}*

Super-cum pills would be flying off the shelves if I was a spam-artist.

The original text left me with sooo many questions. "But without any results..."? Huh? and notice the past tense on "as I used to do"... What happened? Are the pills dangerous? Did the immense pressure rupture something? Maybe it was the girl that got hurt? Or, did she just become desensitized to it (the huge explosions), like with violence in the media? Or maybe... Maybe they just grew apart...

Love never dies a natural death. It dies because we don't know how to replenish its source. It dies of blindness and errors and betrayals. It dies of illness and wounds; it dies of weariness, of withering, of tarnishing.
~ Anais Nin