Exclusive photos of God wearing a red Armani suit

Earlier this week, Donald Rumsfield made a speech to the American Legion warning about the "rising threat of a new type of fascism".

Next week, Dick Cheney will be campaigning to save the environment and teaching children gun safety. Also, in a candid interview, Bush will attribute his leadership success to charisma and eloquence.

Catch-up

i think maybe i'm destined to play catch-up my whole life. i've decided that it's intrinsic to mortality.